I'm flummoxxxed! Which one should I go with? WHY??

[CARSTAIRS_BAGLEY,_Jr.]

I'm trying to come up with a clever name for my ebay store.
I'll be selling comics and magazines.
My current ebay user name is luxxxuriousness.

I'm flummoxxxed! Which one should I go with? WHY??

store name: DE_LUXE'S_HOUSE_OF_RETRO
user name: TRANS_GLOBAL_COMICS_AND MAGAZINES

store name: COMIC_CRYPT_AND_MAGAZINE_MAUSOLEUM
user name: POST_MORTEM_COMICS_AND MAGAZINES


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INSTITUTE_OF_ADVANCED_IDEA_MECHANICS
INSTITUTE_OF_COMICS_AND MAGAZINES

LUXXCORP'S_COMIC_BOOKS_AND MAGAZINES
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DE_LUXE'S_HOUSE_OF_RETROACTIVITY
DELUXES_VINTAGE_COMICS_AND_MAGAZINES


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THE_AMERICAN_MAGAZINE_INSTITUTE
INSTITUTE_OF_ADVANCED_MAGAZINE_STUDIES
INSTITUTE_OF_NEURO_CHEMICAL_COMICOLGY
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[marvelguy]

Ummmm...................maybe just a simple name that will not scare kids away with porn words that rhymes with suck. How about "Hey Kids, Comics"?

[marvelguy]

On second thought, it seems to me that kids aren't buying comics in droves today. How about "Hey Adults, Comics!"?

[Hoss]

I like the first choice.

[camper49]

Honestly, I don't give a rat's a$$ what a seller's store name is.
As long as he's got what I want to buy, I'll even buy from the guy who named his store something like SOFA KING WE TODD DID (say it really fast!).

[Hoss]

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