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fulltimer56
06-09-2006, 04:10 AM
Giant crossbow to shoot man 20 miles into the air

Brian Walker, mad scientist and all around crazy person, plans to shoot himself 20 miles into the air in a homemade rocket launched from the world's biggest crossbow. The rocket, which has a jet turbine with 1,350 pounds of thrust, will shoot off the track of the giant crossbow shown above, which is equipped with a 24-foot carbon-fiber bowstring. At the peak of his flight he'll be traveling at a comfortable 10 Gs, and he'll be wearing a $15,000 surplus Russian space suit to stay safe, because everyone knows the Russians will sell anything for a price. His jet is modeled after spaceships from Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica (never heard of it), and he hopes to either set the record for highest flight in a jet shot from a big crossbow, or at least have the coolest obituary ever. He'll be testing the whole thing out on a big fiberglass arrow to make sure he won't disintegrate before making it 20 feet, but if all goes according to plan (and the FCC gives him the hesitant go-ahead), he should be launching himself this fall. Godspeed, Mr. Walker.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/fulltimer56/Images/crossbow_w.jpg

rowand
06-09-2006, 06:08 AM
Isn't this a Green Arrow story from Adventure Comics somewhere in the 270's or 280's but it needs spraypainting.

Am I watching Junkyard Wars III?

Walker and he's flying, well, one way.

SatansProdigy
06-09-2006, 06:24 AM
Nice truck....wonder if he'd let me have it when he crashes and burns....

jaeldubyoo
06-09-2006, 06:34 AM
And some people thought Evel Knievel was crazy. :roll:

cluelesscomicnewbi
06-09-2006, 12:55 PM
I was thinking the same thing SP! Nice truck, I can fit the whole crew in there!

About lauching yourself like that? You couldn't pay me enough! That man is crazy.

SatansProdigy
06-09-2006, 02:36 PM
Hi clueless! Good to see ya back! :D

fulltimer56
06-09-2006, 03:20 PM
Arthur would call him a "Sex Nut" which is just a nicer way of saying "F*cking Idiot"!! :lol: I myself call him "Brain Dead"!! :shock:

Linda

slucas76
06-09-2006, 08:00 PM
That guy stole my idea!

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

rowand
06-09-2006, 10:45 PM
Why would his wife let him do it? One word -- beneficiary!


And some people thought Evel Knievel was crazy. :roll:

Nah, Evel just objectified the whole Risk/Reward process and made it more visible to us all!