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fulltimer56
06-15-2006, 09:21 PM
Ya'll might check this site out in case you get an email about a BIG gater killing a full-grown deer.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/g/gator.htm

Later Gator,
Linda
Greg
06-16-2006, 05:11 AM
I will punch a gator in the face.
fulltimer56
06-16-2006, 05:13 AM
Just make sure his mouth ain't open when you do that, Greg!!! :D
SatansProdigy
06-16-2006, 05:26 AM
I will punch a gator in the face.


Hmmmm.....well that's one way to go. Me? I'd probably scream like a little girl and run in terror if I ever saw one up close!
disneyteddies
06-16-2006, 05:27 AM
Apparently that's the only way to survive if a gator has you and is taking you into the water....IF YOU'RE ABLE TO...stick your hand down it's throat and it will gag, opening it's throat and swallowing water and thus release you.....for a moment SWIM SWIM SWIM!!! Much like guaging a shark's eye's or punching it in the snout....good luck on both of these though. :roll:
disneyteddies
06-16-2006, 05:29 AM
P :? robably just as easy as bending over and kissing your ass goodbye.
SatansProdigy
06-16-2006, 05:35 AM
P :? robably just as easy as bending over and kissing your ass goodbye.


LOL!!!!!! :D Needed that disney...thankyou!
theredsun
06-16-2006, 08:11 AM
HOLY SHIT!!! thats one BIG MUTHA of a Crock!! Thank God we live in California.lol
disneyteddies
06-16-2006, 08:15 AM
No sweat Satan...maybe you can do us a favor sometime...heh heh heh.. :twisted:
Gallinator
06-16-2006, 08:32 AM
P :? robably just as easy as bending over and kissing your ass goodbye.

ROFLMAO! The visual on that one made me spit up...
disneyteddies
06-16-2006, 10:15 PM
Alllrite ..two for two....next! :twisted:
Greg
06-17-2006, 12:15 AM
You can't see it in the picture, but I have a leather strip that goes around my hat that holds alligator teeth.

I was walking my pet raccoon, Earl, and a gator tried to sell me directions for $3.00. I said "Gator, you git-on outta here." Unfortunately, he didn't leave and the situation escalated. Next thing I know I have a new wallet, belt, boots, and a cool hat. I never knew raccoons could fight so well.

Next time I will tell you about how I got my coonskin hat.
marvelguy
06-17-2006, 12:52 PM
That's a huge beast there. Kinda like "Lake Placid" but it's alligator on steriods. There's rumors going around about people putting baby alligators in lake around Durham/Raleigh, NC. Wildlife officals has to keep getting those babies out of the lakes since people uses them so much. I wouldn't go there anyways. If I see one chasing me, I'll shoot it down. :twisted:
fulltimer56
06-17-2006, 07:44 PM
Oh MG, are you a "Card-carrying Good Guy"? Which means do you have a permit and do you carry a gun? Because unless you have a gun with you at all times you never know when an "old gator" might get you!! :twisted:

Linda
fulltimer56
06-18-2006, 06:17 PM
Here is another story about a gator in a L.A. urban lake!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13376473/

Linda
cluelesscomicnewbi
06-18-2006, 11:33 PM
Who says 'gators are only in the south. Here's a story about one found in Ludington, Michigan a couple weeks ago. It was a former "pet" of course, I hope the owner goes to jail.

http://wusa9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=49981
fulltimer56
06-19-2006, 05:15 AM
I'm with you, clueless!! I don't think it should just be "a misdemeanor" to try and kill a pet!!

Linda
disneyteddies
06-28-2006, 10:47 PM
If I had it my way animal/children cruelty and terrorism should be dealt with in the manor they were done. ie. I would love to smash this guy in the head with a hammer so he knows how it feels. I hate bullies!!! :x :x