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malaprop
04-09-2009, 04:18 AM
I'm working my way through Popular #58 (Dec. '40) and enjoying Martan, the Marvel Man. Here's the plot so far. An alien army of robots has invaded earth, and Martan and Vana, from the planet Antaclea, are sharing their advanced technology with the hapless earthlings to try to help them. Martan shows them how to build death ray rifles, and the earthmen think they can turn out a million of them in a few days. Good luck with that.

So what's Vana working on? "Just a small electric vibrator" of course.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc164/nanapong1/04_08_0.jpg

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc164/nanapong1/04_08_1.jpg

Best though was Martan's suggestion: "Here Vana, stow this vibrator in the rear compartment."

Scarecrow1983
04-09-2009, 06:25 AM
#jester# Got a love those old comics.

marvelguy
04-09-2009, 07:48 AM
#rockon#

Thanks for posting the pages! It is amusing. :p

disneyteddies
04-09-2009, 03:08 PM
Sue me..I'm lazy today..

http://www.comicscorral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4093

habib
04-09-2009, 03:37 PM
"Here Vana, stow this vibrator in the rear compartment."

#shock#

#rofl#

jaydeebee
04-09-2009, 05:16 PM
Next Stop, GAY CITY!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e333/jdb114/superman_page.jpg

nocutename
04-21-2009, 05:20 PM
There are so many undertones here I don't know where to start. I love the way they underlined Gay City.

Just because I am lazy and there are too many pics to post separately, the boner stoppers. Makes me laugh every time I read these.

http://www.comicbooktidbits.com/BATMAN%20BATTLES%20JOKER.htm

disneyteddies
04-21-2009, 08:55 PM
Thanx guys, those comics and that site are great reading...now I've something to read later tonight. Love the Boner lines!!!

MAXAMILLION
04-21-2009, 10:52 PM
Think I'll reread some of my 1940's books and this time with a new slant on the dialogue.

korfcomicsgroup
05-28-2009, 12:39 AM
You think the writers had any idea how funny they were?

yarmak
01-17-2010, 11:30 AM
A different erea and time words evolve and meanings change.
Still bloody funny though
Dave

capt.steel
01-17-2010, 11:31 PM
Here's one:

"STILL ONLY 25 CENTS!"