The Charlton Guy
05-10-2006, 04:25 AM
We wouldn't forget such a thing, would we!
Here's a DOUBLE-HEADER M.O.M. Laudatory Thread!
Let's pile on the Karm...oops...Corral Cash for our May Member of the Month, Camper49!
The first Corral M.O.M. to reign on TWO websites!
So what the hell, let's break out the Molsens and pile on the praise again for a GREAT Corral Member!
Original kick-off post from the Old Corral:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/beerrr.jpg
Bob: You Are Our Guest at The Corral, g'day and...
Doug: Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo
Bob: Oh sorry...
Doug: Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo
Bob: Sorry. So g'day. Welcome to You Are Our Guest at The Corral.
Doug: It's a new Member of the Month show, eh? And like it was my idea.
Bob: Aw, take off! Okay, so I'm Bob McKenzie, this is my brother Doug.
Doug: How's it going, eh?
Bob: Okay, so what we do here tonight is, we take the list of all of the Corral Members where it's got all of them written down, eh? You follow it along, look it over and you pick one out and you are our Member of the Month!.
Bob: And like, there's even a chair here waiting for him.
Doug: But like, there's no one in it, eh? So like nobody's really our Member of the Month yet, eh?
Bob: Geez hosehead, will you stop blowing everything?
Doug: Okay, eh?
Bob: Okay, so g'day! C'mon up here Camper, sit down. Welcome.
Camper: G'day, how's it going?
Bob: Pretty good. So this is your first time as Member of the Month, eh? You're not nervous, eh?
Camper: No Bob, I'm pretty comfortable.
Bob: Can I get you a beer, or back bacon?
Camper: No thanks Bob, I just ate. Say, you guys like my toque?
Bob: Yeah. It's a beauty.
Camper: Doug, don't you like my toque?
(Pause)
Bob: Hey, hoser...
Doug: What?
Bob: Our guest asked you a question.
Doug: There's nobody here but me and you, hosehead.
Camper: Excuse me, can I say something?
Doug: What?
Bob: Oh so now you're talking to our guest, eh hoser?
Doug: Okay, but only cuz he tricked me, eh?
Camper: Listen you hosers, the only reason I came on this show was to tell you guys that the idea of having me as your Member of the Month is stolen.
Bob: It was his idea.
Doug: Take off, it was not!
Camper: Look, I don't care which one of you hosers ripped it off but it's been done before. On other discussion boards, on the ebay board in fact. It's like that April Fool's Fiasco. And all you've proven by doing this is that you're a couple of hosers.
Bob: Yeah, well you're a hoser for going along with it this far.
Doug: Yeah, and because like you're doing it with us that makes you a thief too, eh?
Camper: Take off! I am not!
Bob: Yeah, well you take off!
Camper: Okay hosers, that does it. I'm never being Member of the Month again. You guys deserve each other. But you don't deserve me! G'day!
Bob: Wait. Give us one more chance.
Camper: %@##$%@ off!
Doug: Oh, nice going. Look what you did!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/bd1.jpg
Bob: What I did? You did it! You stole the idea.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/camper-12.jpg
Doug: No, I thought of it too, eh! It must have been a coincidence.
You want me to go get your guest back?
Bob: Forget it...
WE won't forget it!
Yes indeed folks, our MAY MEMBER OF THE MONTH is none other than:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/Camper49.jpg
Camper is one of our first and most prolific posters and has helped GREATLY to make The Corral the wacky joint that it is today. A HABitual poster and ebay selling maniac, it's with great pleasue that I present you with 27 Karma to sweeten your already burgeoning Karma account!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/KARMA-CANADA.jpg
Awwww, what the hell, here's another 500, don't spend it all in one place.
And THANK for being here with us and ENJOY your reign as the
MAY MEMBER OF THE MONTH!
(Edited for the consuption of massive amounts of Molsen's only)
Here's a DOUBLE-HEADER M.O.M. Laudatory Thread!
Let's pile on the Karm...oops...Corral Cash for our May Member of the Month, Camper49!
The first Corral M.O.M. to reign on TWO websites!
So what the hell, let's break out the Molsens and pile on the praise again for a GREAT Corral Member!
Original kick-off post from the Old Corral:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/beerrr.jpg
Bob: You Are Our Guest at The Corral, g'day and...
Doug: Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo
Bob: Oh sorry...
Doug: Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo
Bob: Sorry. So g'day. Welcome to You Are Our Guest at The Corral.
Doug: It's a new Member of the Month show, eh? And like it was my idea.
Bob: Aw, take off! Okay, so I'm Bob McKenzie, this is my brother Doug.
Doug: How's it going, eh?
Bob: Okay, so what we do here tonight is, we take the list of all of the Corral Members where it's got all of them written down, eh? You follow it along, look it over and you pick one out and you are our Member of the Month!.
Bob: And like, there's even a chair here waiting for him.
Doug: But like, there's no one in it, eh? So like nobody's really our Member of the Month yet, eh?
Bob: Geez hosehead, will you stop blowing everything?
Doug: Okay, eh?
Bob: Okay, so g'day! C'mon up here Camper, sit down. Welcome.
Camper: G'day, how's it going?
Bob: Pretty good. So this is your first time as Member of the Month, eh? You're not nervous, eh?
Camper: No Bob, I'm pretty comfortable.
Bob: Can I get you a beer, or back bacon?
Camper: No thanks Bob, I just ate. Say, you guys like my toque?
Bob: Yeah. It's a beauty.
Camper: Doug, don't you like my toque?
(Pause)
Bob: Hey, hoser...
Doug: What?
Bob: Our guest asked you a question.
Doug: There's nobody here but me and you, hosehead.
Camper: Excuse me, can I say something?
Doug: What?
Bob: Oh so now you're talking to our guest, eh hoser?
Doug: Okay, but only cuz he tricked me, eh?
Camper: Listen you hosers, the only reason I came on this show was to tell you guys that the idea of having me as your Member of the Month is stolen.
Bob: It was his idea.
Doug: Take off, it was not!
Camper: Look, I don't care which one of you hosers ripped it off but it's been done before. On other discussion boards, on the ebay board in fact. It's like that April Fool's Fiasco. And all you've proven by doing this is that you're a couple of hosers.
Bob: Yeah, well you're a hoser for going along with it this far.
Doug: Yeah, and because like you're doing it with us that makes you a thief too, eh?
Camper: Take off! I am not!
Bob: Yeah, well you take off!
Camper: Okay hosers, that does it. I'm never being Member of the Month again. You guys deserve each other. But you don't deserve me! G'day!
Bob: Wait. Give us one more chance.
Camper: %@##$%@ off!
Doug: Oh, nice going. Look what you did!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/bd1.jpg
Bob: What I did? You did it! You stole the idea.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/camper-12.jpg
Doug: No, I thought of it too, eh! It must have been a coincidence.
You want me to go get your guest back?
Bob: Forget it...
WE won't forget it!
Yes indeed folks, our MAY MEMBER OF THE MONTH is none other than:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/Camper49.jpg
Camper is one of our first and most prolific posters and has helped GREATLY to make The Corral the wacky joint that it is today. A HABitual poster and ebay selling maniac, it's with great pleasue that I present you with 27 Karma to sweeten your already burgeoning Karma account!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/the-charlton-guy/KARMA-CANADA.jpg
Awwww, what the hell, here's another 500, don't spend it all in one place.
And THANK for being here with us and ENJOY your reign as the
MAY MEMBER OF THE MONTH!
(Edited for the consuption of massive amounts of Molsen's only)